Amazing Date Ideas

I have a list of possible date ideas I am into.

Yet, the strategy most people go with is more simple:

Dinner.

Drinks.

Your place or mine?

This works, to some extent. Or you could get more creative.

Here’s my list:

1. Ice Skating or Rollerblading
- Nothing is sexier than saying, “I take risks and like to try new things,” and that’s exactly what this sort of date will do for you — unless one of you has hip or knee problems, of course.

2. Beach
- Bonus points: you get to see their skin (unless you’re in the Pacific Northwest). And sunshine! Downsides: wind and possible sunburns.

3. A Niche Sunday Day Party
- We’re assuming they like the music you like. If they don’t, you might as well convert them early or else stop dating them if you can’t decide what music to listen to together. Matching outfits, anyone?

4. Cafe
- I think you don’t really get to know someone until you hang out with them during the day. Also, couches, caffeine and cuddles.

5. Wine, Weed & the Park
- Don’t be cheap, but don’t buy box wine here. Or low-grade weed. And find a nice park on a sunny day. Bring a blanket and pray for no wind.

6. Coke and Ketamine in the back of the club
- I can’t tell you much about this one, but according to my 40-year old ex, this seemed to work pretty well for dating hotties half your age. Just kidding, this works with almost anyone in the party scene.

7. A Sex Party
- There’s no better way to tell someone, “I’m really into you” than convincing them to fuck you in public (or at least trying to).

8. Museums
- …are great if you’re boring and want to let someone know your tastes are refined and you are mature. Don’t do ketamine at a museum unless you’re experienced with being on a boat.

9. Botanical Garden
- You can only do this so many times before you’ve memorized every flower in the garden. Choose wisely.

10. Movies
- I remember being young and the only way to get to second base (or beyond) was touching each other in a dark, crowded theater. If you do go with this predictable suggestion, aim for a foreign film festival or HUMP film fest while you’re at it.

11. Hike in the park
- More advanced than sitting, this date will showcase your walking abilities as well as force you to converse about your childhood while you run out of topics to relate to on. On the bright side, there will be trees and other animals to distract you. A perfect date if eye contact is not your thing.

12. Sports game
- A wonderful way to tell someone, “I’m wholesome and don’t do drugs recreationally.”

13. Netflix and Chill
- Ugh, I’d rather spend the night in a hot tub somewhere, but this will do. I mean, if you suck. (Not literally).

xx,
mystic